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shisnojon:

im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this

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mattydelrayo:

Do you ever see a child playing in her mums car

and then the mum is just like

and you’re just standing there like

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"Broom Broom"

— When I’m in my mum’s car (via mens-rights-activia)

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"The smell outside when it rains"

— Unconditional love (via sabrandiman)

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unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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(Source: tatianamaslnay, via mcflurryspoon)

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lmaoalien:

awkward in person, funny and social on the internet

(via mcflurryspoon)

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cosmo tip #696

expertcosmotips:

if a guy buys you a bunch of drinks and then expects you to have sex with him you can just give him back the drinks by puking into his lap

(via h0tsoccermom)

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prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

(Source: prevalere, via mcflurryspoon)

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*9 ur old voice* I’m single as a Pringle (:

(Source: galaxys4, via mcflurryspoon)

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jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent


"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

(via mcflurryspoon)